"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
07/18/2018 at 02:51 • Filed to: None
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"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
07/18/2018 at 02:51 • Filed to: None | 3
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Here’s a bunch of fun stuff perpetrated by one incredibly annoying co-worker:
1) Smoke, and take four or five 10-15 minute smoke breaks every day, usually during peak times
2) quit smoking, and then take at least two 15 minute breaks (when most take only one, if that) that usually stretch to 25 minutes or longer
3) Run out to the roach coach, taking yet another break, bring back food and eat it at your workstation (where eating isn’t permitted)
4) Take your full hour for lunch, but instead of eating at that time, bring back food that you eat at your workstation (once again, not permitted) during working hours, letting others do your work for you
5) Always choose the workstation that is hidden from view of the security cameras so that you can spend a good portion of your day ignoring work and instead spend your day texting and posting on FB. Double your efforts to not work on weekends or when your supervisor is on vacation
6) Don’t wear socks, and then turn on a space heater to full on 90+ degree days, roasting your co-workers, because your fucking ankles are cold
7) Work in an organization that serves the disabled community and use your mother’s handicap parking permit to park next to the office, leaving those that are legitimately disabled to park in remote parking spaces
8) Constantly bitch, whine and complain about how much you dislike your job and the customers
AestheticsInMotion
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/18/2018 at 03:24 |
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Sneak laxitives into their food? Every day until they leave?
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/18/2018 at 03:31 |
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roach coach, we refer to it as the salmonella truck
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Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> AestheticsInMotion
07/18/2018 at 03:31 |
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No, that would just mean that the fucker will spend half of his remaining “working” time on the toilet.
He eats garbage every day and doesn’t exercise, so I expect him to die of a heart attack soon. Every day starts with a gargantuan cup of soda, and goes downhill from there.
Nibby
> AestheticsInMotion
07/18/2018 at 08:27 |
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Nibby
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/18/2018 at 08:27 |
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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/18/2018 at 23:46 |
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9) try and push a bunch of homeopathy bullshit on your co-workers.
https://cigarlounge.kinja.com/anti-vaxxer-co-worker-is-driving-me-nuts-1787114312
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
10/02/2018 at 17:06 |
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Microwave an O ctopus. My weird co-workers eats that stuff every friggen day and doesn’t even know they’re an asshole.